"Spammer in the Works" deployed in BVI!
by spamfighter Tony King, of Elgin, QC.
Tony King, showing spamking new weapon in the
fight against e-mail spam.
This new product, tentatively called 'spammer in the works', is designed to fight e-mail
spamming. Recent trials, conducted in the British Virgin Islands, were a resounding success.
The BVI authorities were in awe of its power, and have asked to have it deployed
immediately across the electronic network linking Tortola, Virgin Gorda,
Jost Van Dyke and the other islands in the BVI chain.
Trials have shown it can effectively echo e-mail spam back to originators, and using the algorithms originally developed for the 'GOOD TIMES' virus, will cause their machines to go into an Nth-dimensional infinite loop, effectively destroying their PC's central processor, and causing considerable ancillary
damage to hard disks, CDROMs, VCRs and nearby kitchen dishwashers.
Spamming E-mailer systems quickly acquired the consistency of soft gelatinous luncheon meat.
The product, having had successful field trials in the Sir Francis Drake channel, is expected to be deployed in early 2002.
Tests involving 'MADCOW', a Pentium-IV version of "Mad Cow Disease" are currently underway. 'MADCOW' is scheduled to be uploaded to 450ml tin containers in the next few months.
For a shocking Demo, click on:
'MADCOW' Beta testsite Demo. **
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... Feb, 2001.
